Soapy is a Virus

Soapy the Chicken is no ordinary cartoon character. There is more to his blank, stupefying stare than may at first be readily apparent. Soapy is a virus… a bird flu if you will. In fact, by viewing this website, you may have already be infected.

This infection does not involve coughing up your lungs or having your skin develop festering boils, fortunately. No, this infection causes you to draw Soapy the Chicken on any surface that will soak in the pungent ink of a sharpie marker… to spray paint Soapy on the sides of train cars… to crochet Soapy the Chicken voodoo dolls… to cover the world with his heroically moronic iconic visage.

Much like the WWII virus Kilroy, Soapy spreads around through bathroom stalls and alley walls… he could lurk anywhere. If you see Soapy around, please send us photos of him so we can keep track of him or add them yourself to the photo sharing site Flickr with the tag SoapySightings.

53 thoughts on “Soapy is a Virus”

  3. I am awesome and so is picasso but not as much, well kinda he is but i guess he cant compete with me:P Monet but we both love soapy the chicken, he is the s*x and i love him..cough…we love him…cough

  6. I think..cough..we think..cough that miss girard is an alcohlic and and a crazzy and a freak but a kewl sopay person

  13. Omg we have to leave for 2 mins because of com tech but no worries we’l be back

  14. WE ARE BACK!! im soo glad that you stayed around..cough we are so glad that you stayed around..cough chickens in our mouths.. with soap! soapy the chicken in the attic with our brothers, what are they doing in the attic..having s*x bahahaahaaah

  15. WE ARE BACK!! im soo glad that you stayed around..cough we are so glad that you stayed around..cough chickens in our mouths.. with soap! soapy the chicken in the attic with our brothers, what are they doing in the attic..having s*x bahahaahaaah

  21. hi monet wassup im am sitting beside you

  24. hi picasso yup im sitting beside you

  26. i think that people will much enjoy our convo for them

  27. u do so do i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    leave the pot to the potheads

  28. You tell it like it is picasso

  29. i will wow class is over in like 7 minutes then its lunch yah

  31. OMG WERE BACK ADN WE HAVE THE WHOLE FOUR-O so did you miss us? once again we missed you alot, do you have ne idea who we are..well then that makes all of this!! so picasso is still sittinbg beside me and van gogh is beside my other side and van goh is besides picassos other side ! its ok we no that you wanna comment on this but you cant becuase we wont let you. we are the great eyes and we are always watching, soapythechicken be my lover pls:)

  32. omg im back but i kinda sucks cuz m all alone..but im also talkingon the phone right now wioth my lover…..Jonny<3<3 omg picasso were art thow

  33. OMG monet im home alone and i am sad cuz theres is noone talk to .I cant wait for comm tech tommorow and art class but mostly comm tech so we can do some more of this.Well i best be hittin the old dusty trail bye!!!!

  34. Are you guys the Teenage Mutant Shogun Lampreys? Thanks for all the fun comments. Guernica is some kick-ass cartooning, Picasso.

  35. YOU ARE SO WELCOME
    we wish that you can all enjoy this soapy cartoon. we hope you all die from laughing

  36. Hows it going people im so sorry that you actualy had to wait until today to get some new fresh material. Todays topic is the people we hate….stand by for the following

  39. A list of the people that we hate
    -Bruce
    -Brandon
    -stupid people
    -Noel
    -people with glasses except for Picasso and Van Gogh because they are my friends and they are actually really kewl. too bad that you guys dont know him!!
    -People who spell there name in lower case letters
    ex. oConnor..it should be OConnor
    -famous people that shouldnt be famous ex Zac Efron

  40. NO NO PICASSO AND MONET ARE BOTH EQUALLY KEWL

  41. And btw we are not that teenage something somethnig..we are Picasso and Monet

  43. OMG WE ARE SO KEWL LIKE NO ONE NOS

    i think that spiderman is the bast superhero ever
    superman sucks badass

  45. So how are all you guys doing
    we havent talked to you guys in like a million years
    Picasso and i think that it would be more benifitail if yo talked with us

  46. omg guys im so srry we justforgot bout you guys weve bin so busy in art class and comm tech we just dint make time for the ppl that really matter to us.YOU

  48. OMG i ambback im so sorry thti havent been aroundin a while it is pretty sad. but yea im just hear to say that this i s a remarcable day because the bruce that we all know and hate is going to be dumped by one of the bestest girls in d world HE TOTALY DOESNT DESERVE HER SHES THE SHIT ! i no that this is really exciting news and also that i am going to now drive him to the mooon and leave him there and kristen (the hot girlie )is going to come and we are goign to put him in a time capselle and send him to the sun.. in a forever pit of fire there he will burn!!!! F*** the ground he stands on!

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